Saturday, January 19, 2008

Poodles Suck.

As a quick background, my dog died in December (picture). This guy was the most lovable dog I've ever met. Sure he was a little retarded, but he was never sad. EVER. he was blissfully unaware. Its hard to explain, you really had to experience it. Anyways, he died of cancer. It formed a spongy-like tissue on his leg, which bled without clotting. We gave him steriods to help stop the bleeding and pain, but he had to be put down. Then we decide to obtain a new dog (which I didn't completely agree with. felt odd). Ian wanted a Husky, I wanted a Corgi, and my mom wanted a poodle. Neither of us wanted a damn poodle, so we decided to get something we could all agree on since she didn't like our choices either. So what happens? my mom brings home a fucking poodle. They don't even have fur. they have hair. HAIR. this thing is ugly. its tail is like a decapitated thumb and it looks like it got hit by a truck. "don't worry, he'll grow onto you" is all that she can say. If I can't help it, I'm avoiding this trainwreck.
While we were looking for a dog, we found one that looks very similar to Zeke (our last dog). It wasn't going to be trouble, but we didn't get it. why? quote: "Because it feels like we would be replacing Zeke". Way to get a dog a month after his death. My argument for a cat would have been better if I weren't allergic to them.

All in all, Poodles Suck.

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